Goodbye William Hung! Hello Wing

No, unfortunately, the apparent Ricky Martin wannabe is not dead yet - someone needs to take out a contract on him, just on the basis of sheer annoyance. And if you're going "huh?" doesn't he have a record contract already? Not THAT kinda contract, the other one, the one that involves more blood, mmm...

Anyway, back to what I was gonna say -- was watching an old episode of South Park and this time, the boys play talent agents to Wing, the wife of City Wok owner. The boys bring her to LA to be in American Idol (thus the Will Hung parody) but since they have to wait in a line that started 17 days ago (and the boys have to be back in school on Monday), they decided to put Wing in another reality series, Stallone's "The Contender."

Hehe...Wing (who is dressed in a red cheong sam the entire time, complete with poofy perm that most Chinese grandmothers have - mine did) gets the shit beaten out of her as she stands in the wrestling ring crooning the Carpenter's "Sing" (Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong). There's more to the episode, but here's the kicker -- Wing is REAL. Yuppers, and, she's based in New Zealand -- Sue, you gotta check this out.

She really sings and she has CDs for sale! The best part about this is that you have to listen to the samples from her web site - it's CLASSIC. Damn it, if only she had her rendition of AC/DC's Highway to Hell as a sample. Check out Wing's web site.